Has any one at Deadspin done the condescending take, reminding the Pacers and Bulls GMs that at the trade deadline, they turned down better deals than they are going to get now? I feel like this post should’ve been written 12 times by now. . .

Can’t wait to see how many PGs Gar/Pax trade Butler for. We do not have enough, FIVE IS NOT ENOUGH. Mother Fucker

I think he does?

The Picture for this article is completely wrong. The insult “herb” does not refer to flavorful plants. The etymology of the insult is derived from this ad campaign. 

“There’s no way any of us can excuse what the president did yesterday. For him to walk out there in dark skin. It’s simply an outrage. There’s no excuse for the president not to be white at all times.”

I’m Japanese, and you definitely can make sashimi out of certain freshwater fish—inclucing “Namazu”, aka catfish. That’s literally a photo of Namazu sashimi from a restaurant in Japan.
I mean, one of the highest risk fish for parasites is Salmon, which is frozen at -20 degrees for 48 hours to insure the parasites are…

Are GOAT discussions ELITE debates? Vote now.

GOAT conversations where people refuse to actually define what they’re talking about are particularly frustrating.

GOAT discussions are really tiresome.

Drain the swamp has nothing to do with hating minorities.

Isn’t it awesome how Bill Clinton and Hillary by proxy is roasted for even giving the appearance of impropriety with Loretta Lynch by meeting? And yet here Trump is trying to pull every lever of executive power to obstruct justice and Republicans are giving a collective YOLO shrug?

This. Apartments do not have ghosts but most houses do.

ghosts

As someone who is an over 15 year resident of NYC, service is always poor on the Monday following weekend maintenance. That said, I wanted to share a great MTA passenger story.

NOPE BUT I WAS ON THAT TRAIN WITH THE KID WHO HAD THE GRADUATION IN THE SUBWAY CAR BECAUSE HE MISSED HIS. BASICALLY AFTER (LITERALLY) 2 HOURS OF WAITING IN BETWEEN STATIONS DUE TO A MECHANICAL ISSUE WITH OUR TRAIN (EMERGENCY BREAK WAS ACTIVATED, THEN THEY COULDN’T GET IT MOVING AGAIN) AND A FEW PEOPLE COLLAPSING -…

‘you poor bastards put up with more shit than any other person in New York City’

They have sweet fucking pensions and get crazy overtime though, so if you stick with it it’s worth it. Source: son of retired MTA worker

Yeah those laws are rarely enforced though. ACS workers have the same protection and are constantly assaulted and the perps get jack shit.

Counterpoint: they have nobody to please, they can be rude as hell to people without putting their jobs at risk, get paid pretty well and are protected by laws that essentially treat assaulting them as on par with assaulting a cop.

Go work retail or food service anywhere here for a day, and I guarantee you’d be…

Tell that to literally anyone else in the NYC service industry.

(Special shout out to food delivery guys who are out there bicycling through anything from 100 degree days to 20" snowstorms)