“I’m unclear on the finer differences between an APC, a Tank, and Mobile Armored Artillery.”

Mine’s better:

I could sell you mine, some assembly required :-P

Meu coração faz chica chica bom chic!

This just argues that marriage should be for children.

Similar to why I think Kitty Pryde of the X-Men is one of the most deadly mutants. She could reach into your chest and rip out your heart. She could phase into the floor under an enemy, grab their leg, pull them into the floor and let go. Plus she short circuits anything electrical she passes through.

Nope you aren’t always notified of a recall at least one woman interviewed wasn’t notified until after she gave birth. Hard to use extra protection then to prevent anything.

Hedy Lamarr: beauty + brains

no contest...

Oh definitely; your tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker.

I suggest he volunteers for a new space program I’ve just now decided to fund, where we tie him to a rocket, and then send it to the fucking sun.

Oregon Trail, 2015 edition: “you have died of bubonic plague”

Am I doing feminism wrong to suggest that maybe wanting to have some kind of emotional bond before sexing wasn’t JUST the patriarchy delighting in keeping us unsatisfied...

Bike lanes or not, how ‘bout they carpool? They’re a group of like-minded people, all arriving at a particular destination at a given time. Do the work and setup an efficient rideshare system. Or are they like a lot of people who attend church and are just going through the motions?

Poor Bess Truman! They forgot to prepare her bottle for easy breakage.

I mean, what is a modern SUV besides a minivan with smaller rear doors? Look at a Chevy Suburban vs Honda Odyssey. The ‘Burb can tow more at the expense of fuel burn and ride quality. Other than that, the experience is negligibly different.

—For a man to openly reject a woman because he found her fat would be social suicide.—