IFF =

Liz 2.0 has some dresses that she could borrow Tom and Peter.

That’s not really a VAN.

Eye of Thundera

or baking the flour for 30 minutes at 100 ºC or 212 ºF ?

Why not irradiate the flour before you mix the dough?

The public beta for guns was almost 800 years ago.

Mayors are from Venus, Sheriffs are from Mars.

And liked to fuck with humans.

Any drug can be both poison and medicine.

#TooDamnExpensive

why not? You could use decimeters rather than feet. And instead of miles use hectometers or megameters. or

There’s room for Dick in the new administration.

You is the word for plural. Singular you is “thou” and no body sez dat namore J’all jawn fo’nizzle. Jaffa Kree! It’s the Bee’s Knees.

People can’t handle lesbian backs on television.

Darkwing Duck

maybe Puffmutter or She-wolf of the SS.

Chica Chica Boom Chic

And Pluto for a boy.