You have some serious deep seated issues that you are projecting.

Peter Parker isn’t a journalist. Just a free lance photographer.

Would that even be a crime? JJ says “I’ll buy photos of Spiderman”. Parker says “Here you go, $200 please.” What would be the problem?

Here’s Morgan Freeman’s take:

Two reasons. First, Parker is a freelance photographer. He’s a mercenary for hire with no loyalty to any one paper or even any truth outside of what is in the photo. (Just look at how often Jameson completely misrepresents the events captured in the photo.) He is, in essence, a paparazzi that specializes in Spiderman.…

Alternate Headline:

Remember when anything but missionary was kinda racy? Anal was not a featured menu item.

Right? EXIT ONLY!!!

Try and read the actual news report:

Realizing I will piss off a number of people but will ask if a little laser pointer really that dangerous?

A lot of people see lasers as “no big deal.” And they’re not a big deal. Right up to the moment someone’s either directly injured by one or indirectly injured because of one.

I’m having hard time believing that yo can’t grasp this..... But ok I’ll play along ...

I’m pretty sure they didn’t run out and buy a helicopter, thermal imaging, ground units just to go after this punk ass kid. Pretty sure they already all the equipment. In fact, it sounds like they were working on something else when they started getting lased.

They’ll arrest you for pointing a laser at an aircraft for the same reason they’ll arrest you for doing 140 mph down the highway. It’s not that something bad did happen, it’s that you created the potential for something bad to happen.

Let’s review:

Tinder responds to “Tinder is the worst boyfriend” article by behaving exactly like the worst boyfriend.

It’s Hot or Not with a texting option. If they are changing the world, it’s not something they should be proud of.

A goddamn phone-based hookup app that relies solely on a fucking Facebook login doesn’t get to be haughty about anything. Ever.

Can you present one of these 1920’s articles? I’d really like to read it.

For the love of god children, if you want to have casual sex, have all the casual sex. It it leaves you feeling “emotionally hollow”, you dont massively enjoy it, and you actually care about “losing” the person who’s tinder messaging you for a fuck?