Drunk. ✔️

Happy days! I detest these intsagram celebs and look forward to their downfall.

So you didn’t get the sense that she was high in any of the footage in the movie?

I am just thinking of ones I’ve enjoyed which were at the peak and then crashed, so George Michael

Amy Winehouse comes to mind

“You had Emily Ratajkowski and Kendall Jenner promoting it,”

I find this hysterical.

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?

Screw it, this is now a Jezzie hair thread! ♥

Also MJ and Ashley Olsen, remember when the maid called an Olsen sister instead of 911 for Heath Ledger?

I live in a pretty small city but my roommate (for 3 more days) is a former model, current family therapist and also wants to be a wellness expert. We’ve had a bunch of fun (whee) conversations about these topics....I’m not a doctor, but I did a pre-med stream undergrad and I still understand basic health and…

I live in Los Angeles, which I like, but every out-of-work actress becomes a yoga teacher or “wellness expert.” What’s a wellness expert? It basically translates to “I didn’t go to school or anything, but I took a trip to (India or Fiji) and am now somehow qualified to push rocks, crystals, berries and odd supplements…

How can anyone be that dumb and that rich.

It’s hard to gin up too much sympathy for the people who buy this stuff. There is plentiful, freely available information showing that Gwyneth and her ilk are completely full of shit. If you’re still falling for it, that’s on you. It’s like joining Scientology and being shocked that it’s a scam.

Yes. Fuck those guys, the Kardashian’s just want their privacy.

Long time Jezebel reader, first time poster and just came here to say that the whole Tom Hardy debacle happened OUTSIDE MY HOUSE and I returned to find police everywhere and the news that Tom had been running around like an action hero. Everyone was very impressed (including the policemen) and I am still so annoyed…

Only to people who think Oscar Isaac can pass as Armenian.

Something deeply pathetic about being 38 and throwing up in your bed four times and just going to sleep in your own puke.

Kim Kardashian went to Mexico.