I do not like Amber Heard. I do not like Elon Musk. Glad they’re keeping each other away from other people.

This crap was inevitable. Brexit, Trump, Le Pen, that asshole in the Philippines, Putin. The forces of assholery were always going to strike back against the progress of decency and tolerance. But this is their last gasp, one final roar of evil before we finally push them back forever. This is the Battle of the…

This is so British. Americans would get all butt-hurt but they are like HAHAHAHA gewd shew old chep!

George Michael certainly was a superstar in the U.K. and Europe. (Most of Europe aren’t familiar with someone named Bluth.)

5 years ago I worked with a 28 yr old white guy named MICHAEL JORDAN. Just how??

John Mayer has apparently been snorting a bunch of pure Columbian Pepsi again.

His “David Duke” boner, don’t forget.

Equally logical and likely:

Too late.

The only way Kendall Jenner would be smoking hot is if you set her on fire.

O.k. So I’m going to be the old lady/get off my lawn person but first and foremost, your kids take the cue from you, and if you’re calm they are calm. You start freaking the fuck out and they realize no one is in charge. It’s hard but it’s what you signed up for. Her meltdown was so embarrassing, and I’m not easily…

CHECK YOUR FUCKING STROLLER MOMMY!

Melissa McCarthy is taking this Sean Spicer impersonation a bit too far.

Fuck Ivanka! She is just. as. bad. as. her. father.

Had a client years ago who was independently wealthy (I worked at an Architecture firm specializing in large estate homes), and he described in great length how he managed to ‘meet’ his Russian bride. Apparently he had to go 3 times before he found ‘the right one’, at the cost of about $20k after all was said and…

Eastern European mail-order brides—and let’s not kid ourselves, that’s what Melania is for all intents and purposes—generally are very good at keeping up appearances and staying in loveless marriages to get what they want. I had a boss who got one and genuinely thought she loved him...until he discovered, after she’d…

DO 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾 FEEL 👏🏾 BAD 👏🏾 FOR 👏🏾 THIS 👏🏾WOMAN 👏🏾 EVER

“Mom power! Girl power! I actually have no power at all in my life and I don’t want any, because power scares me, and I love being told to buy!”

I hope to christ this bodysuit featured a cunt zip.

Ah yes, here comes the usual victim blamer to blame the victim, as usual.