Think only Ape Escape’s studio is gone-gone.

Wish Sony would just buy the rights to Crash and Spyro.

Guess they’ll give Crash one more whirl before burying him wherever Banjo, Blinx, and Conker are.

And they’ll do absolutely fuck all with 90% of those franchises.

good to see this finally getting off the ground. hopefully they eventually add other platforms. My prior experience with game streaming (OnLive, Stadia, XCloud) has actually been fairly great. OnLive was obviously latency hell but for 2011 it worked. Stadia did decently, but XCloud works incredibly well, whatever…

Brain worms? No. Just fucking unadulterated corporate greed from Kotick and his ilk.

It’s time to seriously consider that Blizzard might have brain worms.

The point of Overwatch 2 was to turn a global phenomenon into a free-to-play, service game skinwalker. 

I really liked OW it was actually fun this mess right here is just cheeks. I don’t see how people still financially support it. So what it was a free update should’ve made a new game charged for it and kept the same OW formula. Getting all cute trying to get reoccurring money.

but where are the waterfalls? i know of one in act 1 next to Minthara’s secret admirer.

Tech nerds really have it out to try and make Aloy look “better” and it always look like that. Genuinely hilarious.

I call this the Neckbeard Fallacy: When someone predicts what we may have tomorrow will solve the problems we have today, so they win the argument! Zing!

Let me get this straight...

“Can you manage even a thimble full (sic) of effort?” I ask bros who don’t want to learn how to write or draw but want AI to do it for them.

Because they’re not artists. They’re tech dudes who think they can take something squishy and messy like art and recreate it with cold engineering. They don’t actually understand what art is, why people make it, or why people appreciate it.

Gotta admit that it's impressive that they made Sarah Morgan even more plasticky. 

Doing Cloud was a terrible idea in the first place because it’s not even supposed to look like a human person, it’s supposed to look like an anime character. Run a face filter over that and you end up with a re-run of that Photorealistic Homer Simpson nightmare.

Those aren’t “upscaled”, they’re changed/generated. They’re new faces. (and they’re almost uniformly terrible. I mean, holy crap, those three samples in the middle of the article are awful.)

I mean youtube has a huge audience of people who ruin things because they’re morons. Look at all those wankers “upscaling” film and animation to 60FPS because they have terminal gamer brain and treat a high frame rate as some kind of inherent moral good.

“Look I improved this movie by adding 400% more smear look how smo…

The starfield character in the thumbnail of the video actually looks okay, but some of those, lookin’ at you cloud, are horrendous