Is this satire?

I’m choosing to believe this is satire.

Whatever you took, it was too much. Stop it.

I watched the movies once but OK king go off

I honestly have no idea what you just said, but I do not like the way you said it.

hey, whoever control this troll AI bot, it glitched

The new font looks great. Dunno why everyone is bitching. Could it use a resize option, sure, but even without it it's fine. I'm just glad they gave an option to replace the ACTUAL bad font. 

Please go touch grass.

Really the idea of a magical hat deciding the trajectory of your entire high school career based off whether it thinks you’re a Hero, a Nerd, an Asshole or too boring to fit into the other three is a fucked system to start with.

What is this word salad supposed to mean?

Because he thinks it would make for a good story line? LOL.

I think HP’s ethics are torn between the initial Roald Dahl-esque, over-the-top kids’ fantasy it was at the start, with comically odious characters like the Dursleys, and the actual world-building it tried to do later. I think there’s potential in Slytherin - drive and ambition and tackling less whimsical magic…

Woke cancel culture trying to erase history again. If you rename the house, how will anyone ever know Salazar Slytherin ever existed. The real Death Eaters are the Order of the Phoenix.

I’d rather see Slytherin be redeemed than abolished. There’s some interesting things to examine there that I think would be more powerful than just getting rid of it. 

I’m pretty damned sure, yeah. A nice knuckle sandwich? Maybe, but shooting someone? Naw man, that’s some fuckin Death Wish 2/3 shit. Not the first one that was actually good, but the ones where it was all about having fun shooting people for petty theft.

I’m more than inclined to believe that there was no actual “prank” and it was likely just straight up harassment at the minimum.

I’d love to know what this so-called prank actually was. The only thing I’ve seen was one site said he had been right up in the guy’s face with his camera. It seems like they’ve been proud of previous times they’ve annoyed and harassed people enough they get angry, so I’m not completely surprised their “pranks”…

Between none of the reporting describing the “prank” and a cursory view of their channel, in addition to their statement that they’ll continue “pranking”, I’m more than inclined to believe that there was no actual “prank” and it was likely just straight up harassment at the minimum.

Except this is also happening on Metacritic.

Can anyone explain to this woke leftist what exactly is lost and what material harm they experience if a game removes offensive stereotypes and deigns to employ women and minorities? Your experience is somehow ruined if a female character is treated as anything but a sex object? You can’t enjoy a game unless it has…