Over the last couple of years, I’ve written/directed/appeared in a series of Twin Peaks-inspired short films! Here’s the first one, “Fire and Moonlight”:

dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity

Benedict Beckeld, the Brooklyn writer in his late 30s

I spent 13 years on active duty (2x Iraq, 1x Afghanistan), and got out last year. Seeing pictures of Fifth Avenue fuckwits like this playing war tourist eliminates any regret I have about not staying in longer - and makes me feel awful for my friends still in.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Fembot? Oh whoops, guess you let that slip, didn’t you

You are factually wrong about Hillary “leaving Pennsylvania alone”. We canvassed and worked the streets every day up to the election, and all we heard from the bernie bros was that they’re too disgusted by both sides and are going to stay home. Guess what, bernie bros staying home handed PA to the Orange Cheetolini.

Incapable of showing charisma? She doesn’t smile enough, followed by she smiles too much. Newsflash: there is NO WINNING as an ambitious intelligent woman.

thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssss. You do not walk-on to the football team and expect to play starting QB. Leadership and respect are earned.

Every day I hate Bernie and his bros more and more. The entitlement around Bernie and the DNC is mind boggling. That somehow a dude who has contributed nothing in his entire career to the democratic party is supposed to come in and get equal treatment to a woman who worked her entire adult life in the organization…

Really makes me want to punch Bernie and his die hards in the mouth. Those fuckers gave us this because they couldn’t handle a woman being in charge. Pathetic, pathetic little man.

Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

Not all content is made equal. I felt that DAI disrespected my time with filler stuff that didn’t really make an impact or even represent what the game was ‘about.’ I’m playing dozens of hours of Zelda, but the game is packed with mysteries / charm, so it doesn’t feel like a waste of my time - I am still discovering…

Here’s the thing: Trump’s tweets aren’t a smokescreen. In fact, they are often the easiest way to know what he’s thinking. The only reason I’d dismiss *this* specific series of tweets is you can tell they were written by somebody else. Because Trump’s tone and manner of speaking is so goddamn obvious that even the…

He’s not a plotting evil genius.

0%. The asshole has no self-control or any idea of strategy, he is pure id. While a smart President might play 11 dimension chess, hair furor is playing 2 dimensional tiddly-winks

Hey, also Chaffetz used campaign funds for a $738.08 purchase last year at the Apple Store and his campaign pays his Verizon bill. Fuck that guy.

It’s just dead wrong. Life changed less for common people in the countryside than it had for people living in towns or cities, but it still changed - they weren’t producing for commercial markets anymore, they weren’t using money, they weren’t protected by Roman garrisons when raiders came through, etc. As far as the…