He said 8, not 13...

I always feel like the only person that actually really enjoyed FFVIII. Maybe I’m a sucker for weird card games and having a “salary”.

• He joins a fellow billionaire—an Amway heiress and major political donor—who will be running the Department of Education.

But that is when they thought America was great.

Oh, the polls? Yes, let’s talk about how they were so reliable we can base complete hypotheticals on them with any degree of certainty.

When the net result is “prevents Donald Trump from becoming President” then I’m going to have to choose that door.

This has been your daily dose of White People’s opinions. Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of White People’s opinions. Do not mix alcohol in excess with White People’s opinions. If you exceed your daily does of White People’s opinions, induce vomiting.

But most of all, fuck people who think like that.

Omg, yes fuck you Susan Sarandon. I hope you enjoy clinging to your ideological purity while Trump guts this country and drags us back to 1851 or whenever he believes America was great before.

SORRY but yes you voted for him because you are smug and hardcore snowflakin’. You clearly have little-to-nothing to lose from a Trump presidency. I voted for Bernie in the primaries and Hillary yesterday. Do I agree with a lot of Hillary’s policies? Not particularly.

However. I have moderate to severe asthma, which…

Those people will lie or “misremember” who they voted for in the future, when they talk about the election with friends, children, relatives, and neighbors. They will pretend they were not the morons who risked everything for their egos and didn’t barricade Trump.

Fuck people who stayed home, wrote in Bernie, or left the President choice blank (My Father.) even more.

Guys, in the lead up to this election, I read so many articles about the Nader effect in 2000 and how we can’t let that happen again. And yet here we are. This is fucking bullshit.

Weekly World News was such a great tool for practicing improv, back in the day. Just open it up, and try to act out an aspect of one of their stories.

SIGH...All I’ve got at this point:

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Trump supporter: “Well, maybe he did strangle a baby but......emails!”

Except voting third party is the definition of irrational voting. It makes no sense in our current system and isn’t even a viable path to change our system. If you vote third party, you’re either ignorant of this fact or you don’t care. Either way, it’s not rational because it really, truly doesn’t lead to any…

Tina-Kinz does awesome Dark Souls and Bloodborne cosplay

I think an appropriate punishment would be to force these people to continue to live in rural southern Ohio.