*comes to Kitchenette*

We all know Brad doesn’t bathe.

thats better, like 100% better

Frank’s Extra Hot! It’s my favorite. All the Frank’s flavor, plus a roundhouse kick to your tastebuds :)

While I agree that Franks has good hot taste but I prefer Red Rooster if I am going southern, choulula if i’m having Mexican. Actually choulula>most things in life.

So what I’m gathering from all of this is: mother’s longevity genes+spicy food all day every day= IEATBEES GONNA LIVE FOREVER

Jewish people who are surrounded by other Jewish people grow up saying Jew-fro. Our parents say it and our friends say it and our rabbis say it. I was often complimented on my “Jew-fro”, and I was very proud to have one. I never spared a thought to how offensive a term it was until I heard my Jewish friend explain my…

A good friend is HIGHLY gluten intolerant. She can’t even have grilled meat at restaurants, because most of the time they flour the grill and she’ll react to that. I feel so bad for her when she’s trying to talk to the wait staff, and it’s because of idiots that say they “can’t have gluten” but then order a grilled…

This guy has been a piece of shit since jump.

I had a soft spot for Cee-Lo bc I am a Dungeon Family fan, and was happy for him when his career took off. Then, surprise, he’s a gross scumbag, and unapologetic about it. So! Fuck you Cee- “Tiny Hands” Lo.

This happens to me. I really like bread and beer so I just carry Tums and suffer, but I go through stages of trying to cut out wheat so I don’t hurt all the time. :P

That’s one of the things that confuses me the most about these stories. When a professional waiter asks you how you want your steak done, and your answer doesn’t make sense to them, why on earth do people get so huffy about it, instead of just trying to describe it another way? When you order a no-foam cappuccino, and…

Really? The only people who have any adverse reaction to gluten are people with Celiac? Wow, you should get your paper published ASAP since that’s news to me. Plenty of people have bullshit reasons for not eating gluten, but it is absolutely a substance that can cause adverse reactions in more than literally zero…

My wife gets very bad heartburn from eating gluten. She does not have celiacs disease, just an intolerance to gluten.

Whilst she may well have been full of shit, like most people obsessed with gluten, it actually can work the way she says it does:

Fuck. You. So. Hard. (says the man who had bland oatmeal for breakfast and is about to drown in drool)

HE HIT ON ME. He’s a big ole flirt. (no, I didn’t..but...I thought about it.)

OK I’ll say it. I would do Neil deGrasse Tyson all day every day. In the planetarium. On a replica spaceship. Wherever. All day.

Daaaaammnnn... good find! I have to go share this with about a million people now.