Supremely Off-Topic: That moment when you’re extra-late to the party, and realize Grand Tour’s initials (GT) are the reverse of Top Gear’s initials (TG)....

Very satisfying. A few considered if unsolicited observations:

Personally, I’m glad it’s back - I’ve really missed these guys. I thought that the episode’s production value was incredible. I thought that it was pretty funny more often than not.

Saved my life. Last night I saw a mostly empty bottle of brake fluid in my garage last night. Unsure if I might have inadvertently ingested it, I proceeded to consume copious amounts of beverage from Belgium. I’m pleased to report that other than a slight headache, I am doing quite well.

A Prius with leather seats is like a veggie burger with bacon on top.

Jason, if you weren’t aware there is an early access computer game called “Jalopy”. It’s open world, where you take your “Laika 601 Deluxe” on assorted misadventures and shenanigans across Eastern Europe with your great uncle... let’s call him Vaklav — and try to keep it in good running order.

Any wrangler that’s not a dedicated off-roader. It’s the dumbest car I can think of. It’s ugly, it’s cramped, it’s not practical, it’s not aerodynamic, it’s not fuel efficient, it’s expensive, it’s uncomfortable, it’s noisy, it leaks, it can’t tow, it can’t haul, it’s slow, it’s unsafe, it has a dumb subculture, and…

I just picked up this lil guy on the weekend and if this is still going to be the future of internal combustion engined cars, I am so fine with that. This has to be one of the most fun cars I’ve ever owned and that’s including 1st & 2nd Gen Rx-7's and a ‘85 Monte Carlo SS.

did you forget to type the awful part? because i didn’t see it.

I took the test and I got this

Hey Torchy! Your illustration shows a conventional flip key. Just sayin LOL

I always do it at work. Getting paid for shitting as at least a 2.1 multiplier to my comfort level.

I don’t want a large Farva. I want a goddamn 12,000 liter cola.

Faraday’s remaining senior board members posed for the cameras to reassure investors…

I want to tell her to calm down but then I think about the seething existential rage I experience at people that walk three wide in hallways and amble, or left lane hogs, or people that take too long to use the sugar/cream station at Starbucks, or people that forgot the form at the Post Office, or try and get on the…

The ‘78 GMC my dad had rocked a 400 small block, I sat on the fender with my feet on the frame rails to change spark plugs. They came with optional 454s. So the answer can be summarized as this:

I DID A THING!

So if I pose as a campus bookstore, I can probably “buy it back” from a student for like 43 bucks? Really not a bad deal.

Holy crap, I wasn’t grayed? What fresh hell is this?!

Oh man, I’m screwed if anyone ever jacked my F-150 with the 4.9L six in it.... those things are indestructible!