Well this is the most heartwarming thing ever.

But people were in the room!

This is hands-down my favorite Bowie song.

I have a Baby Sinclair puppet that has served as our household's Christmas tree topper for the past six years.

Fuck yeah, I do.

Big Zit nearly blinded me by throwing a drumstick directly into my eye at a show in Milwaukee last summer. At one point the "frontman" (I guess) yelled at the crowd, "Do you even watch TV???"

Oh hell I want that real bad.

This is the worst version of the Aristocrats I've ever heard.

Henry Cho was a great…. almost(?) boyfriend for Lane, but Dave Rygalski read the entire Bible in one night in order to take her to prom. Boy deserves his status as greatest romantic interest of the series.

Dave, over and over and over again. Damn you, school in California!!!

Oh god I had the same feeling when I learned that about Alkaline Trio.

I only just realized that a few months ago…

There were a lot of revelations after re-watching "Grease" as an adult. I had no idea what "It broke… I bought it in the 7th grade" meant. and I certainly didn't understand that that was a pretty funny way to point out he was probably a virgin.

I had that exact same problem. There I was, a sweet young kid growing up in a fairly conservative household, mindlessly singing some straight-up raunchy lyrics, never knowing what was behind them. In my mind, all these singers were just going a lot of places together, and doing a lot of friendly dancing.

I heard this quote from Mark Twain paraphrased a couple weeks ago and found it oddly comforting, as I tend to freak out when think about dying and there's nothing but blackness on the other end.

Fantastic news. Please please please please please please, SNL writers, give him some bonkers material to work with.

I got a weew wed wagon!

Can somebody get me two mugs?

Pfftt… tell me about it.

"We went all the way, we went all the way back."