He just released his tax plan and I hear it’s good, but I can’t make heads of tails of it:

Charismatic, no. Talented, no. Unique, almost certainly.

Kid better watch out. Next time he’s up the tee will be inside the batter’s box.

Fuckin’ savage bro. Put him on a team with this kid:

They eventually reached an agreement, it got donated to charity. A-Rod is a man of the people.

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Yomiuri Giants play in the Central League. No DH there, either.

“We’re sending you to the Giants.”

Real Sports is easily one of my favorite programs on HBO. Way better than Real Sex.

It’s crazy to think that tying his political legacy to the future success of the Sacramento Kings is not the most stupid or awful thing he’s done.

That’s about right...because it was probably the dumbest thing I ever wrote!

Wow, you got it all - orange, left to right. Bravo, sir +1

Wait, are you implying that he couldn’t understand me when I yelled “SWING YOU MARVELOUS FUCK, SWING” at him in Game 7 of the 2006 NLCS? Well that explains a lot.

Yo, it’s widely known that UFOs are peeped frequently in New Jersey and the New York City area, know what I mean? Rodgers shoulda asked a local if it was whack and shit. Dey always make sure it’s ain’t some training exercise for Top Gun Marines and whatnot. See dis guy? Dis count double check!

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These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

I hope this works. If the NFL can reduce kickoff returns by 5-10% then football will be a safe sport.

God, nothing worse than trying to complete your Masters in Public Health, and getting so fucking used to putting in a lip every time you needed to read an extra hundred pages, or buckle down and get some writing done, but you need to keep it a NATIONAL SECURITY LEVEL SECRET from everyone you know, including your…

I finally quit dipping last July. Just decided it was stupid and stopped.