You have to account for UNCs academic fraud and subsequent vacation of the title somehow, right?

The team couldn’t pay him a coaching salary as a player-coach (it’s prohibited by the CBA). And LeBron doesn’t work for free. He will undermine someone else’s work for free, but that’s just his hobby.

If you have followed almost anything Yahoo has ever tried to do (IM, chat rooms, games, mail), this would not surprise you.

I fail to see a counterpoint. This is a player pumping up the home crowd vs. embarrassing oneself by taunting the team that you weren’t good enough to play for.

The distinction to me is the difference in the way they struck. If someone breaks into your house and you have a hockey stick to defend yourself are you going to swing it with two hands like McSorley or grab it at the end and whip your wrist. I’m not a physicist so this could make no sense, but I feel like McSorley’s…

Another pretty big difference is Keith swung with one hand while he was on his back (he's still a shitheel and should get a nice suspension) and mcsorley swung with both hands while skating. If you don't think that difference is pretty fucking massive, then we can test them out and see.

“Hoser” returns 9385 results? OK, let’s try “hoser” + “take off.” 9385 results?

So... you nitpick semantics because I wasn’t actually arguing with you? Even though you spent plenty of words explaining to me that the two incidents were the same and should be treated as such?

What McSorley did was quite a bit more egregious than this

He was concussed. No question. Wasn’t intentional. I know hockey. Believe me. I know. I watch the best hockey.

true. but pedant’s post was still funnier and more interesting than yours. so what does that say about your total lack of originality

Do you know what would be awesome? If we completely divorced health care from the employer/employee relationship. We could have some sort of, I don’t know, single payer system or something.

I’m not sure—Kidd might’ve had success putting a monster at point guard, but Byron Scott didn’t have the same success with a predator.

British guy? #toplad #banter #cheekynandos #legend

1. No, it isn’t. Kind of like how a handy from someone else isn’t masturbation.

Can somebody tell this doofus that when somebody else takes the picture, it’s not a selfie?

That’s not a selfie. A selfie is a picture of yourself, not you and other people....self-ie. Trendy internet words have no consistency.

This picture is amazing. So many levels of amazing.

It’s not that people wouldn’t care, we’d actually celebrate it..

Thank God Ted Cruz will fix all of this.