For a lot of us, two or three paragraphs isn’t all that much reading. Sorry you’re inadequate.

If I were Reggie Bush, I’d pay him not to settle, just to fuck with the NCAA.

Which are they doing when they refuse to meet or hold hearings before the nominee is even named? Is that advising or consenting?

I probably have made this comment/semi-joke a hundred times on Gawker now, but I stand by it. The very best outcome is lame duck Obama, a newly Democratic Senate, and he appoints himself. I did well in ConLaw, but I can’t tell you if that would be okay.

So weird to run into Paul Ryan on Jezebel.

Sadly the crazy person you’re arguing with is potentially right. Controlling the news cycle and winning at a reality TV like election might be enough. I hope it isn’t, but I wouldn’t downplay Trump anymore.

Right — it can only be blamed on Bush as a reaction to Republican disappointment with him for not being more like this. He was a shit president, but he wasn’t anything like Cruz, Trump, et al.

Armstrong’s point is a good one. The NHL shot itself in the foot in a lot of expansion markets. So this will likely help LV, but it’s good business no matter where they put teams (and, as Barry noted, the salary cap makes losing players more attractive than it was last time there was expansion).

I sort of want to go click on that one and Trump not on FL ballots, just to see what kind of crazy bullshit they are working with over there, but I’m scared and probably won’t. PS I can totally see AJ answering that an Obama sextape wouldn’t be newsworthy just to be an asshole. He already tried to joke during his…

That’s an interesting story, but one part is bugging me:

There will not be a significant portion of Bernie supporters that vote for Trump. There’s little to suggest that that would happen other than your irrational rantings.

What are you talking about? Trump’s support is roughly 35% of the GOP. I posit in my prior comment that folks are working hard to make sure that he doesn’t pick up people that don’t already support him and you say that hasn’t been working at all? On what basis? What centrist or democratic voters has he picked up? At…

Wasn’t he a scholarship student based on need? Don’t get me wrong, he’s still a total this guy but affluenza is hardly to blame if he’s not affluent.

I don’t know why you’re doing this, but I love it.

I want Obama’s last official act to be appointing himself to that seat and then saying “thanks, Obama.”

We don’t care about his fans. That’s 35% of a party that makes up 40% of the electorate. These ads, all of the Gawker posts, the protests, etc. None of that is aimed at his fans. It’s aimed at making sure he doesn’t get any new fans and that there’s absolutely no chance that people (the large majority of which only…

Don’t interpret that as sexist though, roughly half of the country is dumber than average so women are doing better than men.

You missed the memo — it’s not called hypocrisy anymore, it’s just an etch-a-sketch.

Your post should automatically get every star that the wannabe grammar nerds below accumulated. Since those also came from idiots that didn’t watch the video or know the episode before clicking...

Is it now clear to you which guy you were actually being? It’s not the detail oriented grammar Nazi that everyone hates but at least has the satisfaction of being right. It’s the guy that, for some reason, aspires to be that much of an asshole but is too dumb to even pull that off.