That or the title sums up how he feels about his time surrounded by the mentally challenged at ESPN.

Bonus points for relevance. The crashed Pathfinder’s plate: PRINSES

Yeah, phone or eating or whatever. I can’t tell you how many times someone tailgating me turns out to be looking down and oblivious to the fact that they are giving me a “hurry or gtfo of the way” message. I move over, they slow down, I get in front of them they tailgate. Then I look in the rearview and they are…

#notallhockeyfans

You can’t say it because you’re not a doctor. But the doctor that said it can. And did. And he’s right.

At the very least, I wish they would add a third point for a regulation win so that there weren’t an inconsistent and unpredictable number of points and basically a reward for playing OT. That said, I’ve been playing an watching hockey for 30 years now (goddamn I got old) and regular season ties never bothered me at…

I don’t believe you.

“some offense” — they have a great WR, two more very good ones, Vernon Davis looked to find some of his old form once he got there and both of their RBs are capable, even if neither is a full-blown starter. I’m not sure how they’ll plug the QB hole, but they are only a year removed from being a fantastic offense and…

Read in conjunction with yesterday’s article, those 3 paragraphs are specifically about the piss poor diversity efforts NASCAR has put forth and how they cut off funding once someone reaches any of the top 3 circuits. NASCAR’s logic is that it’s not fair to support minority drivers once they are in NASCAR races, but…

You missed some Trump satire here. Calling the writer low-energy (like Trump’s Jeb! insult that stuck the most) and ending with “Sad!” as a number of Trump’s more popularized tweets have. For Sweden isn’t insulting independents, he’s making fun of Trump.

Starts with: “it’s safe to say [thing that isn’t true]” and carries on to criticize someone else for not doing all their research before writing. Probably time for you to apologize for being a hypocrite, right?

Do you think the Hogan sex tape is fake?

Plus Brady’s wife makes more money than him anyway, so he’ll be okay.

These do look a lot like the NHL contracts that were eventually banned as cap circumventing (though they aren’t guaranteed, obviously). But the idea is the same, including later years that will never be played in order to spread the cap hit.

I’m a Bills and Sabres fan. Neither has been around anywhere near as long, but I still think it’s within my rights to tell the OP to fuck off, since my teams have never won anything. In other words, I appreciate your truthering and second it.

Reread his quote and imagine that maybe he said “right now” or something similar and it wasn’t included. That would be a textbook example of taking something out of context and would be consistent with what the school is saying. If we’re going to get all worked up about trusting people when they tell you what happened…

Is this the set up to a joke or just an admission that you totally missed the point of the comment you’re replying to (which appears to be a joke about The Office).

That never gets old.

He was internally decapitated. How many of the instances you’re using as your point of reference are internal decapitations? You’re conflating bad hits with this particular instance, where moving at all would have killed the guy. You’re not a doctor, you’re not making any medical points that show the doctor was wrong,…