Please fuck off. Thanks.

Much like I don’t blame our politicians for seeking power, but rather I blame the voters for the politicians we’ll settle for; I don’t blame Kim K and other reality stars for cashing in, I’m just sad that that’s what the people apparently want.

I booked con law both times I took it. I guess I’m just as special as that fucking dork.

Prove it.

Sure, you were a fucking clerk and now you’re Stephen Hawking. Would you argue with someone that was an intern for Hawking? Because in this analogy there’s no proof you were even that. You’re delusional, you’re in a comment section on the internet telling us to check your credentials, while commenting anonymously.…

Bill Simmons beat you to it.

You’re not the only lawyer in this conversation. You’re just the only one glossing over stuff you probably know exists to make a point that’s no where near as simple as you want it to be. You’re an embarrassment to our profession and I hope you fuck off and shut up soon.

Quit cutting and pasting this comment. The Constitution isn’t the entirety of the law and by making this completely absurd argument, via cut and paste about a hundred times, you sound like Marco Rubio.

Oh, you want to play “what does the constitution say” with a former federal district law clerk and licensed federal attorney.

You’re conflating the entire argument about encryption, where the FBI and CIA have advocated to congress a number of times that backdoors should be required with the Apple cases. Those cases are a small part of a larger debate. Your prior comment was not narrow enough to relate solely to the Apple cases. Figure out…

That was what I read there too... If whoever asked is anyone of substance, I’d start digging in their past for hooker stories pronto.

But the whole counterargument here is that there should be built-in backdoors in encryption, which renders encryption useless all the time. I know you might find this surprising, but the Constitution is a little limited when it comes to 21st century technology, and your little exercise in telling yourself how well you…

I’m still holding out for a Bond where they show how bad he’d be at his job if he really drank that much.

If I found out Rom was actually Trump, I’d still vote for him. He’s been killing it here for a while now.

Maybe you should look at US ages of consent, I think you’ll find a lot of states that are right around 16, give or take a year. People here say 18 colloquially, but that’s not the case in most states.

He played his first game before the average NHL player was born. This isn’t one of those there are a couple of 18 year olds on the team stats. The average age of an NHL player hovers right around 27 each year and Jagr’s rookie year was 90-91.

Looking forward to watching that. Thanks for posting it.

his elbows pointing awkwardly out and his “triceps” flapping in the wind... my god that was awful.

ooooohhh, burn [your clothes after you commit a murder with your friends]

I disagree on Oshie, Pavelski, Kesler and Parise. Kesler is funnier than hell, all those guys come across as decent guys and all but Oshie play solid in both ends of the rink. Watching Oshie in shootouts is worth having him on your team all by itself.