I couldn’t agree with you more. This man is a mess on the court. 

“But through it all, a championship evaded the duo, and it appears to be their individual pursuits of a championship that have torn the two apart.”

Any advice that begins with the word never. I’m particularly thinking about “never buy new”, or “never lease a car”. It’s true that buying new or leasing don’t usually make the most financial sense, but not everything in life is a dollars and cents decision. It’s up to an individual to understand their own financial…

Mediocre is generous. You clearly never heard her nu metal band. I did, at Ozzfest, and...woof.

Is it worse than a holiday in Cambodia?

Agreed. 

Looks the same as the lede photo to me...

Congressman Adam Schiff dishing some top-shelf snark on Steve Garvey this morning. This is the caliber of snark I once expected from G/O Group writers and commenters but rarely see anymore. Sad.

I assumed the TR stood for ‘trash removal’ and eliminated those ugly fucking black fenders.

My wedding reception was beautiful and lovely and delightful and I wouldn’t trade it for anything, but what you just described sounds AWESOME.

Less than 300HP = ND

True; it’s really just gossip, isn’t it? I guess you figure it’s just a coincidence you read it in a gossip column. A gossip column called Dirt Bag. A gossip column called Dirt Bag that you clicked on and read. You see where I’m going with this?

I admit my first thought was, “What the %$*@ is a ham bar?” But then I remembered that I had a Mountain Dew bar as my wedding, so I shut the heck up.

So Matt Gaetz now has to drive his dates home?

Over the weekend, it seemed every she, they, and gay in the tristate area made certain they’d be inside Merriwether Post Pavilion in Columbia, Maryland for the ninth iteration of All Things Go

Yeah, that’s the story I heard from a lot of my mom’s age-cohort:  “I married for better or worse, but not for lunch...”

If they’re actually interested in getting the nomination, I’m surprised that none of them have brought up the way that Trump’s mind is obviously slipping. Recent days have seen him confuse Jeb Bush with W, thinking he won against Obama in 2016, mixing up Biden with Obama, and warning of World War II. Bit late on that…

They're saying vaping is embarrassing af. And it is.

You are used to joking with these people, so you see nothing wrong with it. Wait till it is your daughter or wife they are laughing at, and see if you still feel the same.

It’s all red skulls, broseph.