HOW IS CROOKED JOE FORMED???

ENEMYSHIP ENDED WITH CROOKED HILLARY. NOW CROOKED JOE IS MY BEST ENEMY.

God damn, are Taylor Swift fans insufferable.

My only advice to the woman in your life is to run like hell. 

Oh, totally, because we all know men - particularly successful men - have no power or control over themselves.

*”but I’m not a racist” ^

Clearly it didn’t work, Schlapp didn’t burst into flames, start screaming in tongues or run out the offices.

If that wasn’t an episode of The Office, it should’ve been.

“Performative and inauthentic” seems pretty on-brand for this group.

In the middle picture it looks like he’s wearing jeans and a sweater and she’s wearing... a slip? So he looks sort of dressy casual and she looks like she’s headed to bed. 

not mine we are a non religious family 🤣

“Ángeles Béjar marched into a church Monday and said she wouldn’t eat until the “inhuman, bloodthirsty witch hunt which my son is being subjected to” ends.”

Ahh yes, the old witch hunt strikes again. I’m definitely going to start using “witch hunt” in everyday life, since everyone else seems to be doing so.

Miley Cyrus should have been a super star. Family connections, successful Disney career, beautiful, distinctive, rich vocals. Dolly Parton is her freaking godmother. People have spun gold from far less.

She’s been like this from the start. Shit, before she hit virality with her cow song she was uploading songs about Stormfront memes like “Dindu Nuffin”. One of the first things she did after getting famous was defend her long history of calling gay people “faggot”. She’s trash. This is who she is. This is who she…

Right. Also, I think he didn’t realize how much royalty money was coming to these people directly, including their kids, and none to him. 

How did Christopher Columbus properly lose the World Cup?

This is the correct take.

Conservatorship means they have control of his money though, doesn’t it?