It’s nice to know that geriatrics clinging to power as their mental and physical faculties convert to Swiss cheese is one of the few non-partisan issues in America.

Where’s Dick Cheney when you actually need him.

“It’s sad they don’t make them anymore.”

(pssst, that’s the joke)

Now you know how Henry Cavill feels all the time.

It’s hard to figure out which of them looks weirder here.

His mom seems like she’s mad at him or something.

Huh, weird. My kid was born with one, I think.

That’s also a lot of Hollywood and TV. It’s not very easy to hit a tire on a moving vehicle, especially when it’s driving at you.

Yah but sometimes it just kills you.

Sam’s dodging bullets like he’s in The Matrix.

We just randomly decide to change the spelling of her last name halfway through the article?

Really gives this a different spin:

There’s really no reason to pay what is likely to be a massive markup for this vs. the core with the full packages (also with a massive markup). Plus, you’ll still get a back seat with the core. Also, aren’t these limited to 500-ish a year? Good look even finding one.

It’s from one of the bullets below the main story.

Advocating murder because a game was lost is a position one could hold, I guess... yikes.

She’s gramming about eating ass and buying boats, followed by a hilarious publicist-penned passive aggressive apology for said adulterous butthole-rimming. I can forgive them missing the diabolical reference.

I honestly don’t know. I assume so? But if they let him take his salary and do his thing, all the while milking the book and movie rights, he would have been none-the-wiser until... the NFL money drained away. He stopped playing 5ish years ago, so...?

I don’t know where this figure came from. Are you sure he didn’t *gross* 34 mil, vs actually walking away with that amount, after everything? Lawyers, agents, all of the assorted hangers on... I don’t think it’s impossible that he could have run through the balance of that in pretty short order. Especially considering…

Politics.