Sounds like she’s single again and I’m over here with a dry butthole.

He stopped playing in 2017. I imagine the NFL money has run out by now, and that is why he is now bringing this suit. It’s not really that he didn’t know he was under a conservatorship, but more that it didn’t directly impact his lifestyle until now, at which point he began to investigate it more closely. It is wild…

He was aware of the conservatorship. But he entered into it under the impression that it made him a “member of the family,” which apparently it did not.

Presumably he was getting paid his NFL salary. What he is claiming he did not receive was his fair share of the money from the movie/book about his life.

It really washes her out.

He looks like a possessed marionette.

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Jesus I hate to say it, but maybe they should have given this article to Kylie Cheung.

It’s an NA with the one thing NA buyers want - flippy headlights - removed. Plus a rebuilt 1.6 to 1.8 conversion. I’m not sure who this is supposed to be for. Seem right priced to me.

The Supra, Civic Type R, Integra Type S, Golf Type R, Mustang GT, and Camaro 1SS are all roughly in the ballpark. Not to mention the considerably cheaper options like the Golf GTI, GR86/BRZ, and the <V8 Mustang/Camaros.

I’ve lived in an RV for extended periods - a very large one with 3 slideouts - and I really don’t know if it is better.

They’ll be unloading AR15s into every dolphin they see.

And, you know, try not to perforate your partner’s intestines.

Long distance relationships never work

As in “we advise you not use these lanes if you value breathing in the future”?

When 4500lbs of steel is whipping past you within a few inches of your handlebar, because someone wants get home at 5:25 and not 5:24:30, it might not be an overreaction.

S3XY doesn’t just refer to the model 3. It refers to all the models. That’s how cringy this is. The model names of his billion dollar enterprise were chosen specifically so he could form that quasi acronym. He really never got past middle school.

Because they never lived in one.

Funny how, because of this one instance, the knives are out for Jezebel previously pointing out that missing women of color often don’t receive adequate coverage in the media or concern from authorities. Yes, the current crop of writers leaves a lot to be desired, but it's not a lie to point out that black, brown, and…

Let’s Go, Eli.