Yes, that's why it's a clearly a joke. Unless you think there's a condom maker named Average Joe's.

And then told if he has a problem with that, he’ll die too. All this told to a person Marlene knows is a stone cold killer, who just survived what would have killed most people 10 times over. Shocking that he would have the reaction he does.

Yah but doesn't that kind of sound like an excuse to not actually have to make a story...

All they have is their average penises, good looks, fame, fabulous wealth, and beautiful women. Losers!

Yah but I don't feel like as much of a man when I slam down that pack of Average Joe's Mediums in front of the CVS cashier.

I don't think you're even close to the minority.

We all know that 1000 internet points is redeemable for a one (1) averaged sized child.

He’s just mad that his allowance is about to end.

I think that’s why they were reported to be joking about it.

The pre-riced, aggro, fast-n-furious-on-a-budget look of the previous gen was embarrassing for anyone above 25yo. The new look is leagues better.

Or just report it without removing the sticker. Problem solved.

Also the Ottawa police: We didn't need the Emergencies Act. Had it alllll under control.

That mostly worked because it happened after the first season. Not sure it would have been successful if Whitfield had died after S2 ot S3.

Let’s not go crazy. He was good. Plenty have been better cast in DC or Marvel roles.

Agreed. Bring back the mazdaspeed3!

Mazda3 turbo.

Isn’t that also Newsmax’s narrative? I would have thought this kind of thing would give them a patriot boner.

I was going to say, the last time I heard anything about her, she was a respected journalist working for 60 mins, with a ton of in country experience. Didn’t even hear about the Benghazi stuff. She’s really fallen off the deep end.

So the logic is that they met 10 years ago when he was and adult and she was not, and a decade later they’re together and both very much adults, and therefore he must be grooming her... because? This entire thing is just speculation. No one involved in this relationship has actually said or implied anything untowards.…

Yes how unusual that Jezebel would support Hillary Clinton over Donald Trump. He barely knew Epstein.