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Schaefer told me over the phone he was “Sick of the normal nine-to-five grind,” and Lacefield told me she “just wanted to live a more minimal, simple life.”

How can be sure that they haven’t already gone bankrupt and disappeared? Based on this story, that might have happened 2 years ago for all we know.

If Ferrari left F1, Lamborghini should enter F1. It would set the racing world on FIRE.

This will decimate all... especially if combined with FreeValve. If we have to, overnight parts from Sweden.

Clearly investigators have to crack this case.

“Low-Ass Bridge Gives Red Light Runner A Taste Of Instant Karma”

I really dislike the full back shot, but other than that it’s quite a beautiful car.

My phone had become disconnected from my Nest app, and my wife used to work overnights. I was once too hot while trying to fall asleep, so instead of walking ~20 feet to adjust the thermostat I texted her to ask that she turn the AC up. With her phone. From work.

While staying in a hotel recently, I went through the effort of downloading and connecting an app on my phone to the tv so I could turn the tv off before bed, rather than getting up to get the remote.

Of course not. It’s a car.

I have the same problem. I don’t think I’d survive driving without horses that rock the car and make clippy-cloppy noises. I had a Stanley Steamer that was a very nice car. It was pretty to look at, super comfortable, awesome steam tooter, reasonably sporty, but didn’t make enough clippy-cloppy noises and just didn’t…

For Gawd’s sake please just delete “Tesla-killer” from the Jalopnik vocabulary already. Porsche aren’t going to kill Tesla any more than Tesla are going to kill Porsche. Until any EV car can rival or license the Supercharger technology they aren’t even coming close to Tesla. And when they do Tesla will simply be a…

2006-16 Chevy Impala right side taillight.

Zero cars have souls.

These things need to be banned until the long term health-effect of living near them can be properly studied and vetted. There’s strong evidence of negative side effects from the constant low frequency pulse of the turbine’s motion. They built one near a friend of mine’s uncles house. His wife suddenly got herpes out…

I like that they clearly did this with a grand total of 3 people. Guaranteed VW had a team of engineers optimizing every aspect of their run. Koenigsegg just takes their car to the nearest air strip and demolishes the Chiron’s record, then probably gets lunch.

Sounds pretty terrible.

welp... it was only a matter of time with activists this catchy