I’m a Mets, giants, rangers, and (I guess) the Knicks fan. My college football team had it’s starting and backup qbs suffer season ending injuries. Throw in the usmnt, and my sports outlook is bleak.

“Why they shrank it I can’t say,

What if we end up going to prison, Morty? You know, if someone drops the soap it’s gonna land on our heads and crush our spines, Morty. You know, it’ll be really easy to rape us after that.

Jesus Christ put that window back you ass. We NEED that.

You don’t pay to get in, but it’s a charge that’s added to every bill. I’ve seen that in Italy but not really in France or Germany. Sometimes, there’s no “real” cover but if you touch the bread that’s waiting for you on the table, you’re paying.

Unless this company is able to tell me what alleles are necessary to succeed at curling, I’m calling BS.

Second worst decision this guy has ever made just behind starting a video game company.

Why say “Five Gulf Nations cut ties with Qatar” when you can say “Five Gulf Nations break Qatar strings?” That’s web journalism 101, Wags.

If there’s any deserving party of the remaining Champions League teams, it’s Gianluigi Buffon. If Monaco can’t win it (and I hope to god they do because they are easily the most entertaining team in Europe right now) I hope Juve finally get one for Gigi.

pope was asking 8 euros, jimmy got him down to 5

Goddamnit you beat me to it. +1

Abby something.

Bartolo.

“Is that an NCAA thing or a Georgetown thing?”

It’s been done.

The Chicago Fire have announced that they have put a discover claim on the beagle and will attempt to sign it as a  RB.

It’s a link to a website where you read the story from cards.

This already has more character than the whole first game lol

Ha, no worries. That’s the best part of the deadspin comments, you never know what you’ll Discover!