Now I’m thinking​ about Wallender.

I read that in Dr. Venture’s voice. Thank you.

So they get offended by a VW impound lot impersonating pre-game parking, but never had problem with the Lions impersonating a football team?

Washington: It looks like one of them dang Mexicans is heading this way.

“What if C.S. Lewis Fell Down And Hit His Head on the Corner of the Coffee Table?”

Chop and Steele eventually appeared on three shows, in Eau Claire, Wisc., Bismarck, N.D., and Allentown, Penn., before canceling their other appearances due to being “stressed out.”

Trump is the gift that never stops giving.

That’s more effort than I would normally expect from Kessel.

“Oh, some special effects? Cool. ...Wait what in the actual fuck is going on here? Ok, that didn’t make any sense. Jesus this is lame. ...That’s it? That’s the end? What a waste of time.”

That’s a lot of effort to tell everyone you’re going to go 8-5 and then lose in the Del Boca Vista Phase II Bowl

Being pulled into a running jet engine? That would really suck!

Of course, in that (purely hypothetical!) case, this performance would reveal our (purely hypothetical!) celebrity to be an extremely gross phony.

The Geo badge always remind me of Captain Planet and for some reason the theme appears suddenly in my head...

...captain planet, he’s our hero, he’ll take pollution down to zero

If last year was the last St. Totteringham’s Day for a year or two I’m perfectly okay with it because my god was that the sweetest one I’ve ever celebrated.

“Listen, either you play my music, or we’re playing nothing at all!” - James Dolan.

wait til Warner Bros. get my angry letter about Mad Max

Someone trying to save him from swallowing his tongue and choking? If he seizes, he might swallow his tongue which would constrict his airway and stop him from breathing. First Aid 101, even myself, a 15 year old, knows that.

This is the first time I’ve seen anyone ever point to the goddam Javits Center as an example of something good.

I always said that if they could give an Oscar to Kevin Kline for Otto they should give one to Paxton for Hudson.