+1 for Punting that one

Wait... he had a growth spurt *FROM* 5 feet 11?!?!?!?!

Yes, because a wrongful and illegal play is only wrong if people are paying attention?

Fudge stripes... the perfect follow up to the poop “cigah”

To be fair, it’s a bit more tasteful than the original design:

Place them on opposite sides of town and tell Batman the wrong location?

AH, that’s why his name is “DICK” Grayson... ambiguity in curse words.

So you’re saying the Browns are doing the right strategy so that they can eventually trade him to New Orleans where he’ll be a superstar and win a Superbowl while they languish, like San Diego did?

WHERE IS HIS STUBBLE?! My god, he looks like a naked mole rat without at least the beginnings of a beard

50. Getting hit by Haystack ride
51. Skyline Pumpkin Chili

Good night everyone, we have a winner in comments today!!

I refer to this as Spelunking

Jets (Green) v. the Browns.... I’m colorblind so I won’t be able to tell the teams apart. Something tells me no one else will either.

Did they pump in fake crowd noise?

She’s a blogger on facebook, seems legit

+1 for this fucking reference, which is so obscure and yet so awesome....

Deadspin = Kent Brockman

A better analogy is a College football team. Selling off their 1 NCAA trophy, 3 of their SEC conference winning trophies, and 4 of their assorted bowl game trophies.

What hasn’t changed?

A Minnesotan once asked me where I was from, and I answered “I’m from Long Island.” They gave me this look of such disdain like I had said a third world country.