Why your (European football) team sucks?

Worst crime of Destiny:

This is worth it just for Bad Fur Day!

“Through the luck of the draw” — nope, judges can ask for cases and chief judges can assign particular judges to cases. So, the chief judge might have said “nope, not this time” to union.

They actually are in the business of rubber-stamping arbitration awards: See The Federal Arbitration Act. The FAA (different FAA from the airplanes) was passed to empower courts to do just that.

Mr. Goodell has a long history with lawyers in fact president Nixon a very famous lawyer hated his father. If his father wrote like this, I can see why!

This has neither Techmo Superbowl nor NBA Jam (FROM DOWNTOWN!) and is thus invalid

I hate the accuracy of your name-drop

And I just realized.... Ken Marino is his doppleganger:

LOOK AT THAT DOG

That’s not even the full play. Correct me if I’m wrong, but immediately before this, they lined up like that, the Giants immediately called bullshit and called “time out”, and they did it again... even though the Giants had full knowledge they were going to do it!

Did someone say Dinosaurs on a Spaceship?

He’s the boyfriend who the female lead leaves for the nerd.

Comment of the day, everyone go home, except you Gavrilo Princip.

Is that a french horn stuck in there?

Winners know how to score:

Meh, there’s never been a reason dedicated servers were needed. No one has ever had bad server issues that ruin a gaming experience.... oh wait:

especially since this movie also has the joker.... although Jared Leto is probably like “wait? I’m not acting, I’m always like this”

I disagree with the use of that term.

I thought most golfers had learned by now not to mess with gators...