Other great takeaway... he's encouraging police to drink while on the job!

The NHL playoffs might be annoyingly long, but the preposterously huge trophy is still the best.

Heckling "If you're gonna do it, be realistic about what you are trying to accomplish."

What, no yellow?

Missing from the analysis: Downstate versus upstate New York. In other words, the reason why New York is not the highest level.

Duke-Centipede?

Later Eli Manning came over and fixed his phone:

I believe Miami University of Ohio is actually in Michigan. I could be wrong though. (cue Ohio people with pitchforks)

This is where an NBA version of the British FA Cup would be awesome.

Two games are also on Watchespn or espn3.com or whatever the heck they call themselves these days. I don't know how they chose which games (Wolfsburg v. Inter and Besiktas v. Clubbe Brugge today)

I think we can all agree on what had the most influence on the making of this film:

i love how i have amazon fire, xbox 360, a laptop, and a tablet.

Brian Costa has the best response to this:

11. Playing second base consistently well

I know this is coming off really mean, but I can't not post this... [btw, I think he's being sarcastic]

i dont get why everyone is up in arms about this pink and purple dress.

I prefer his original nickname: Snot Boogie

I dunno, Ollie, looks pretty happy in Taranta

i can't unhear it now...

The cow should have heeded the threats to move the Ram to LA