Man that reference.... it's electric

yeah, during the postseason that's when he becomes greater than god .... (and yes, he did get outplayed in the finals against the Kings...) but seriously, he was like the only consistently good player on the rangers in all other levels of the playoffs. Hell he was the only elite player on the damn team!!

I think you hit the nail on the head: they thought everyone was there for the mythology, etc, but really we were there for the cool stuff (Keanu). That's not say that mythology is never important, but after the first matrix, the mythology never felt earned. The other ones it was just like "LOOK WE CREATED A WORLD, TA…

Man I remember when this happened to Alex Ovechkin

He was just there so that he would get fined.

Just realized this looks like Patrick the Starfish from Spongebob

You've never heard a boss openly complain that employees make too much money?

Out of curiousity... what happens to the plane after its ditched? Did someone go get it? Or is it now committed to the see (i.e. did it sink?)?

Well, it's also partly due to David Beckham Syndrome:

This is the perfect punishment for the Patriots. Forever, no matter what happens, this will be the year that the Patriots went to the Super Bowl and had to speak publicly numerous times about their balls.

Not a huge fan of Ronaldo, but I can't help but look at that first gif with this playing in my head:

Guy with "Dick Smith" on his shirt watches as someone's ball hits a bird.....

Recently obtained footage of the scene shows a different story:

I prefer the Scandanavian death metal Cello version of Fight Fire with Fire. It embodies the neoclassical intro with thrash metal hair and... wood

More like Super Bowels. Right? RIGHT?!?!

That tweet has a three misspellings: "MSG is putting PICTURES up on the jumbotron to see if fans can figure out WHO EACH player is [...]"

I definitely had the same Terminator-based reaction to this story as well... my second reaction was: at least Taco Bell isn't the only restaurant that survived the franchise wars

I kind of hate you for how perfect this is.... WE'RE NUMBER 4!

Does your losing season formula include Hockey overtime losses? Because that vastly increases the potential for a losing team to win a championship.

I think the author meant the Rangers. A whole bunch of the Rangers came down with it. Starting with Tanner Glass, I believe.