I still stan for my idea of the Obi-wan show being a noir about him getting involved in the Tatooine criminal underbelly, and having almost nothing to do with Jedi or the Force. One of the core conceits is that Obi-wan has basically cut himself off from the Force so that Vader can’t find him on Tatooine, which means…

I could never understand why you’d willingly sacrifice transmitted power, precision control and gas-mileage in favour of a slushy, unresponsive and unpredictable system

“Be sure to drink your Ovaltine”

There really is no hero in that picture.

“Terminator taught us.”

All of the suggestions are bad and the people who made them should feel bad for suggesting them.

The lack of a V8 was a huge mistake. Nobody is going to buy a V6 Raptor.

Imagine creating an organization that celebrates conspicuous consumption and unearned wealth and then having either the extreme self-awareness, or the extreme lack thereof, to call your organization One Percent.

Quit trying to edgelord, while there are awful CEO’s very few have the Billionaire-class EGOT of:

They have.... fancy calculators??

INB4 someone pops up to say that 400 mile range isnt good enough for their daily routine. Dino juice 4ever!!!!

So, what I’m getting from this is, “It’s okay, because they were following orders.”

If police can destroy private property because it could be used as a weapon, then they can destroy pretty much anything they want. Th argument is absurd on its face. Hopefully Minneapolis will be paying to have these tires replaced and identifying and firing these officers.

“But of course, for that ending to work, you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. And that would be downright nutty."

The Model Y goes off road the same way a Porsche Macan goes off road. When the local mall runs out of parking spaces, you can drive them over the curb onto the grass to make your own parking spot #richPeopleSolutions

Hah, shows what you know. I didn’t even have the price of a new car in my 401(k) to begin with!

because walking down a dark hallway is risky and uncertain. The number one thing financial markets hate is uncertainty.

the AC is out in the kitchen,

you are a hopeless Poindexter and literally nobody is happy when you show up anywhere.  You are the person everyone makes fun of when you walk away.  You are the person everyone hopes isn’t coming to the party.  

ha ha ha ha tough shit good luck with that, professor