I don’t like that you made me do this, to be clear.

Because that would turn a $5,000 trailer into a $50,000 trailer while also halving the payload it could carry.

1) I’m printing this out in it’s length and entirety to frame on my wall. This is some David Frost, Ned Brooks level history here.
2) Pete’s reply had me scrolling through my phone to see the footage of MH and PB duking it out on World Star Fight Comp of The Week. No such luck.
3) This was cathartic as fuck. It is true.…

Don’t worry, as long as they keep getting assholes like you turning up to post jibes about the job security of actual people, they’ll have the traffic to keep going.

i bet paltrow has tips for where to keep that crystal without cluttering up your living space.

Electronics need a miniscule amount of cooling in comparison to an engine that literally runs on explosions. The grille area in most cars is for the coolant radiator to cool the engine as well as the A/C. Teslas do have openings near the fog lamps for the A/C but they only need a small opening at the bottom, not a…

If by weirdest, we also mean best, THEN YES.

Answer: force fields.

“If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I’ve got spare time.”

No. That was Massey Energy, CEO was Don Blankenship. No less worthy of the “fuck him”.

Oh yes, these were very much physical buttons that required a pretty decent push to move the needle around the dial. 1982 Buick Skylark

I am sure the under $50k version will exist, it just wont ship until 2028 and you’ll have to call in to order it

*cums*

“A lot of them pull up and get upset,” Doley tells the outlet.

I mean, it’s pretty rude to ask a softball question of a soccer coach.

10K Firm

Joe Westworld

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”