The best version of this ever:

I sense something. A presence I’ve not felt since...

I will give you...one quarter credits

Why does everyone want to go back to Jakku?

Being ostracized for being into nerdy/geeky things was a real thing when I was in high school, but then I went to college and found out that there are a lot more people who like this stuff than don’t. Then the superhero moves took over. I distinctly remember being laughed at for wanting to go see the first “Spider-Man…

Hey I’m just outraged I have to now share Star Wars with a bunch of pedantic hipsters who all of a sudden pretend like they’ve loved Star Wars all their lifes.

Vanishing also had some truly suspenseful and scary moments too, I don’t get hate for that kind of game.

The Enigmatic Lunch of Senator Eli Jackson.

Bethesda just ain’t Black Isle. They can’t make any memorable characters if their lives depended on it.

C’mon Fahey, what do you have against Soundwave? Is it that he’s not Shockwave? Cuz Shockwave comes out in March

Boo

Right after the change when they expanded the game out, Graal was the shit. They let people make custom areas and scripted items... so many toilet dungeons. So much trolling people by hiding under a rock.

I used to dev for a server on Graal haha. A Zelda maker could totally be done by Nintendo without a doubt. The level editor was great on Graal.

Yeah, making levels in Graal was my first scripting experience as a child. Good times.

I like how even in a game you can only find the common ones.

He’s going Super Satan!

As a former porn star and five time Ultimate Smackdown wrestling champion, President Camacho is infinitely more qualified than any of the Republican candidates...

The first sign the company was in a tailspin should have been that the "Senior Communications Manager" was using Comic Sans as her e-mail font.

I’d immediately pre-order The Bacon King.