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yet the PS4 and One have all the 10 year old annoying kids, who woulda thunk it :)

Good to see they're being progressive with gender roles there. We've had way too many Dudes in distress lately, time to give the Damsels a fair shake at being distressed.

Several points:

1) "Final Fantasy XIV was once the absolute worst numbered game in the world's most popular Japanese role-playing game franchise."
You clearly never played X.

2) Tomb Raider was a great surprise. Also, one of the things that I noticed in Tomb Raider, was that I never came across any of the generic

Try doing THAT with a thumbstick! Mouse FTW!

Everyone knows Taco Bell won the franchise wars.

Mama always said life's like a box of hadoukens

Best Shooter

It was hard to pay attention with Joel what-his-face making it all awkward.

Colonial Marines got robbed.

Blood Dragon didn't require the base game to play did it? Ergo, not DLC.

SO FUCKING WHAT?

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The extended "red band" cut of the trailer for The Last of Us that aired earlier this week is the rare video game trailer that can convince TV viewers using only in-game footage. I mean, this looks like an ad for a new post-apocalyptic TV show...