“Ben Carson will be there. You all know him, right?”

I don’t watch football, but another possible reason not to watch (besides Kaeperknick’s blackballing) would be CTE or all the mangled knees and tendons etc these guys leave the game with.

FUCK YOU they cry from Seattle

Wow...as a lifelong Philly fan...it hurts so much that you aren’t with us.

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady

As an Eagles fan fuck the Patriots and everything New England!!!! Well, except for lobster. I love you lobster.

Donald, please stay as long as you want, we are begging you

The Patriots losing the Super Bowl is like heroin. I don’t need it all the time but it sure makes spending an afternoon with my family more enjoyable.

I kinda expected to cry more, but I was ginned up from the Superbowl party I was at earlier.

I bet Belichick is in a hotel right now paying a 15 year old Thai hooker to whack him in the nuts with a coat hanger.

“Damn it Philly we better than this.”

“Definitely Not Murder Someone”

The things a man will do to get a lady to Fletch yer Cox.

General Tso was a bloodthirsty fool, but his chicken is delectable.

Congratulations man! I’ve been thinking the same thing? Can it ever mean so much again? What a night. It can be lonely being an Eagles fan in Nova Scotia, Canada, but I was able to get together with about a half-dozen last night and it was magic!

I spent most of yesterday anxiously pacing and imagining all the ways Brady might come back and crush my hopes this time. When the game ended I just stood there silently for a little and tried not to embarrass myself in front of the other people at the party.

Honestly - and not an Eagles fan here, but I was last night. I was so glad to see this game play out the way it did. I was screaming at the TV at the Falcons last year when they built a huge lead and then played conservative only to see Brady march up the field at the end of regulation to secure the inevitable.

Cheese steak fries

“Just drink less.”

 I’d count holding a teaching degree in a subject as proof of an ability to “do” said subject.