This is such a thorny issue. The only meaningful way to address it would be to somehow ensure girls reach their preteen/teen years with an intact sense of self and enough self-esteem so that they wouldn’t feel the need to look for or have a boyfriend until they actually met a worthy, respectful candidate, probably…

Really this shooting came out of nowhere. Nobody could have anticipated it. I mean, it’s not like he had a “Black Lives Matter” sticker on his car or had ever attended a mosque. There were absolutely no warning signs. /s/

Riehl, a 37-year-old Iraq war veteran

Is it okay if I decide the fate of the loser?

The term “lickspittle” deserves to be revived just for Ted Cruz.

Should’ve voted for Atari.

“per a story by the New York Post.”

T-Swindle.

Exactly. Aokigahara Forest is freaking serious business. Its a place where people often go to die. Show respect for the people and the place, asshole.

Speaking to Christian Picciolini, a repentant white supremacist, on her NBC show, Kelly made a point of defending her former network

can’t imagine the applicant pool was teeming with feminists

And next up with have Jen. Jen decided to dress in a suit because she’s a little extra hungover today. You’ll notice the eyeliner is a little more heavy today and also haphazardly applied. Her talent will be eating a full pizza in about 5 minutes after already consuming 3 donuts before getting on stage.

It’s not just shitty liquor. I live in Ohio and was disappointed to learn that the state is discontinuing Linie Aquavit. I guess the state’s Scandinavian population isn’t what it used to be.

I read the first two points and thought you were talking about Matt Lauer.

I really feel for Kim and Kanye right now. My five year old cousin died of pneumonia a month ago after being hospitalized and it’s completel devastated the family.

And don’t forget 53% of white women voted for him.

You think the orange uniform will clash with his skin, or will he just look like giant rotten tangerine? Will his skin revert to its original color if he’s away from his tanning agent for too long?

But Hoda will keep doing the day-drinking thing the entire morning, right? Maybe a half-soused morning host is just the thing the Today Show needs!

I was wondering the same thing.

I started dating a guy at work who spent two weeks falling over himself trying to woo me (“You’re the most beautiful woman in Virginia!” Him: I’m sorry I wasted your time today. Me: you didn’t! It’s lovely talking with you! Him:I can’t wait to invest more time with you). Then he ghosts. Um, moron, we work together.…