I’m no Reagan fan, but that’s actually very sweet and beautiful. If he is truly religious it must have been very difficult for him to give that up.

A rabid, open racist turns out to be a terrible person in general? Whaaaat.

I like knowing who the Piece of Shit of the Day award goes to before 9am; thanks Jez!

No. And I am going to answer this with a quote from the article.

Hop on Kinja twitter. The magic of community seems to be aligning things.

I once ditched a boring ass Mormon wedding and drove 2 hours to a punk rock show bc I wanted to bang the guitarist. I did, in fact, bang him. And 10 years later I married the drummer.

Doris Roberts died :((((((((((((((( NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO

A murderous rage could very well be prompted by extended PMS? Or it could just make you eat a lot of ice cream, idk.

Jujymonkey IS Ray Milland AS Gonzo The Great AS Tony Wendice in “DIAL M FOR MUPPETS!!”

My period is super late, too! I can feel it coming but it doesn’t want to. Uterus, shred your lining already!

I see a woman crying, too. But, uh, is she crying blood? I think I know what this ink blot test says about me.

But the lyrics, yo. Too good.

[Redacted. Felt too mean-spirited.]

Nope. Would totally bang. 16,17,24 or 38 me.

I had the total opposite reaction. He’s not my usual type but dude is square-jawed, broad-chested good-looking, with a clear sense of style and humor. Reminds me of an old high school buddy. Ruggedly handsome, refused to cut his hair and insisted on wearing hot pink midriff-baring t-shirts to varsity football…

He’s absolutely objectively attractive, or at least not unattractive. And some of those elements are fine! Or would possibly be fine in combination with...with things that are not a giant plastic chain necklace or whatever kind of Sock Episode is happening here.

I’d agree, if the post itself wasn’t ironically mocking of Clinton’s “credentials” about halfway down the list. It was a right-winger who managed to thoroughly mock Sanders’ vagueness and the gullibility of speed-reading Clinton loyalists who support literally any hyperbolic statement about their opposition. It was…