Bingo.

Right? Ivana would have drug her ass down to Vidal Sassoon or some shit, not bought her $5.99 cheapo Nice and Easy blonde #14.

Ripped corduroy jeans and flannel shirts” So fucking edgy, Ivanka.

Ummmm. Holy fucking shitballs. Can’t really tell whose more fucked up right now...

Bourbon Buffalo Sauce, and you don’t cook off the alcohol. It’s amazing ;)

Election Night: 2016

Meh. Bjorklandia sounds more romantic.

Fucking great. Of course the one contest I could win on this earth has to run by a weirdo nazi sympathizer pervy creepy sexual harasser.

Lasagna made with Bechemel sauce is heavenly. That dish looks like garbage.

Your first sentence.

And I just read about a ‘97 F1 McLaren with 100and some miles on it, and theoriginal shrink wrap on the inside up for sale.

I’m watching because my team (Eagles) are finally doing good.

Lovely. Husband gropes a woman, she gets flowers and a chance to design a suite (with pillowcases and sheets!) at a luxury hotel!

A sickingly far amount.

It’s the settlements. What? 8? 10 of them? How did she not know?

She’s just trying to make the nice list this year with this shit show.

Fuck you, Donnie Two Scoops.

Thank you for your work.

Latrobe has a pretty cool steakhouse/ bar upstairs overlooking the runway. You can always go early for your flight and get a great meal ;)

Well, hopefully this assclown gets his wish and really fucks with the wrong people and ends up in the hospital with some extremely profound, life altering injuries.