Right? Fucking John Fucking Wayne. Just a bad day.

I can’t deal with this. It’s just...you know? It’s ...I have tears in my eyes. I can’t.

I literally thought that top picture (the college preppie boys with the tiki torches) was from some fucking B comedy movie or some shit.

West Virginia says “We already had enough of Virginia’s fucking chicanery to last us a lifetime, leave us out of this thankyouverymuch”.

I’m sorry, there are places that have bottomless Bloody Marys for brunch?

Fucking great.

My exact thought upon hearing she was only counter-suing for a buck.

Who? Clueless.

Sounds great, actually.

Women everywhere who read about man who scheduled six dates in one night say he really is an asshole.

Don’t hurt the feeling of the sand, alright?

Ooof.

It’s a Mental Iceberg drink ;)

So they didn’t get rescued by the pro-refugee boat, just almost rescued?

“That things associated with a woman are bad”.

It’s relaxing. It’s weed ;)

Fuck yeah, and I like the cut of your jib.

I remember my son asking me when he was maybe 14? “Mom, am I wierd?”

Gotcha ;)