Billion dollar concept cars and, apparently, $14,000 beer parties.

Car salesmen must love you.....

Machine vision does not work that way. Color detection is actually very difficult.

Yeah, I was surprised by that too. I had assumed that something so basic to urban driving had already been addressed. I guess this has really been focused on highways and crawling in rush-hour traffic.

The Tesla Stormtrooper truck.

What will arrive first, Model 3 or full Autopilot? And when? Closest 5 year margin wins!

If you buy this, the most you should maybe aim for would be 2-3 Ghost Shrimp. Otherwise, you’re just being an asshole.

If you buy this, the most you should maybe aim for would be 2-3 Ghost Shrimp. Otherwise, you’re just being an…

I would help you, but your emojis made me blind.

Tape it to a ceiling fan. Bigger arc, plus more mass means the balance won’t be as screwed as a turntable meant for 75gram vinyl.

A military coup to preserve democracy. That’s rich! The thing about democracies, is sometimes they lead to religious nutbags holding political office. Take the US for example.

Funny how a Muslim majority country like Turkey hasn’t had the death penalty in thirty years. I thought we’re are all supposed to be afraid of Muslims instituting Sharia law in the US so they can start cutting people’s heads off for stealing bread. I guess our Christian majority is out-Sharia’ing them.

Do you guys also think Erdogan has set this “coup” up all by himself to get even greater powers? If it were a real coup attempt, what would be keeping his plane of being blown off the sky into a million fiery pieces? I mean, if I were a Turkish F-16 pilot plotting against that president I’d empty my gatling cannon on…

This is your brain on drugs.

Need more women F1 drivers so they'll actually stop and ask for directions when they get lost.

I never understood this one. Was it a pure $$$ call? Baku is a lovely city, really beautiful circuit too...but the location baffles me.

Nothing digital on that plane.

Ain’t the first time he’s used that golden parachute.

I wasn't arguing for or against learning the command line... there's pros and cons to both.

... and suddenly my mind went "either he's going to be on this window manager for life, or he is going to have a lot to unlearn"

Because it is probably useless in everyday life? I mean, it is a nice skill, but most people will probably never need it.