Can you imagine a car company doing something like that today? Circumventing a bad review by just... going to geographical places where that review would most likely to hold the least amount of weight?

As the titular character of Samer 2, I can guarantee that it is the dankest gane around.

Strangely enough, it doesn’t work if in the voice of Marv Albert.

With 3 titles, 5 cup appearances, and 9 division titles in less than 25 years.

“OK, fine, but you have to take on 50% of Milan Lucic’s contract and fuck my wife.”

Nugent-Hopkins and Puljujärvi for some Trump Taj Mahal chips.

Draisaitl for a pork roll and a conditional 5th

As a Devils fan I disagree with this article and think Shero needs to have Chiarelli on speed dial.

Nah, they should keep it up. Leaving Edmonton is the only time where being sent to New Jersey qualifies as a legitimate upgrade.

Oh, go cry to your mummy!

Honestly, the whole political situation over there sphinx.

Delightful +1

Aaaaaand we’re done here for the day.

Consent?

“And now, with his first playoffs just weeks away, McVay is very much the embodiment of Dirk Diggler — ready for his big scene and fucking Heather Graham on command in Burt Reynolds’s living room.”

I sleep in a race car bed.

You’re a doe-eyed optimist, shouting The Good News at a band of jaded observers of North American professional sports. It’s going to be a hard sell.

This is a pretty silly “issue” for players to be mad about. Exotics drop in the game practically every couple minutes...