“Except for it being unwatchable dreck, sure...”

I appreciate you letting us all know you have terrible taste and we should shun you. 

^ We got a certified chode on our hands.

Oh, nice.

Others have already mentioned the absolutely fire line in this article, but let’s just go ahead and reinforce it: shit like this is why you’re one of the best, Schreier—and why Kotaku remains the force it is in a world of bland “stick to sprouts” coverage.

Actually, we know the questions and the answers. We’ve known them for decades. Boxing has always been a sport built on allowing the impoverished an avenue to what they perceive to be wealth and notoriety if only they will beat each other to a pulp for the entertainment of the privileged. Knowing what we know about the…

Looking at LeBron’s career, is this CYA, have-it-both-ways pragmatism all that surprising?

When building his Heat, 2nd Cleveland, and Lakers teams, he always dictated how the team would be built and which Old Guy/James Jones he wanted on the team. But the minute the team he had constructed wobbled, he was out,…

Intercessions are absolutely a key to this matchup. Whoever wins the turnover battle, wins the game.

Daryl Morey’s real ignorance shows that he could have apologized right away. However, he doubled down on his stance and referred to himself as ‘The Dalai Lama of NBA General Managers.’

kamikaze mission straight into the side of schmuck mountain

Two words: Cheap. Grace.

You know, I beat you by three minutes. CURSE MY GREY EXISTENCE!

Dogs and beer are responsible for 85% of the world’s total joy. Fact.

It isn’t wise to inject anything that passed through Tampa, not without a full decontamination cycle.

I hope you remember where you were, Sunday September 22nd 2019.

I know he looked good in preseason, and anyone can look good in the preseason.

The thing about crowning achievements is that some societies are so starved of leadership that they’ll bestow rule with the least forethought. Defeating a backwards rabble of pirates is hardly the foundation of government.

You mean former Florida coach Urban Meyer? 

That’s THE stimulus bill under discussion. I’m not being disengenious. The GOP did not control congress when that was passed. The discussion here is about THAT stimulus bill, and whether it fell short of the goal.