You totally know he farted on the goalie after that score.

Still more subtle than the end of The Departed.

“Adam Gase had a chance to set the tone for the Jets’ season.”

Not gonna believe this until I see some receipts. Too much bullshit being thrown on Omar to believe every smear that comes her way.

Is there any other sport like American football where the fans and pundits feel like the players owe them something? And said fans/pundit industry feel they have a divine right to dictate behavioral standards to the players?

If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

It started with her saying it’d be a nice thing for me to do for her going-away.

Don’t have any snark to give here, Megan leaving is really upsetting and the new boss is a craven dipshit.

I assure you, Lord Vader, my man is working as fast as he can

But will it be completed on schedule?

OK, I also don’t care for Neera Tanden and think she should go away, too.

Now do Neera and the army of consultants who decided to skip the Upper Midwest and who are still trashing Sarandon rather than doing any kind of self-criticism.

They want to blame everyone but the professionals responsible. Clinton was a bad candidate, empirically. We had an election and know the results. She lost to an unpopular literal racist orange clown.

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”

I thought that too, but remember: he said it in Spanish.

Imagine being too homophobic for Utah.

I’ve been a Mets fan for too fucking long to not know how this ends...

It’s Philadelphia, so I’m just going to say everyone deserved exactly what they got.