It ended when Phil Hartman did.

Deadspin is still waiting on its check from Dietrich Mateschitz.

“New York/New Jersey MetroStars” is an all-time bad U.S. sports franchise name. Let’s remember some bad team names!

I’m slightly confused, haven’t the Metrostars not existed for over a decade now, or am I missing an inside joke here?

I know I’m in good company, but Zardes makes it SO EASY to hate him. Those first few minutes were a dumpster fire consisting of bad touches (no kidding) and give-aways followed by clumsy runs and standing flat footed at the top of the box.

this all-new, all-different AC Milan

That’s not dumb! Anyone who is not moved to tears at least one time in that movie is a friggin’ robot. They should administer it like the Voight-Kampff test in Blade Runner.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

I find it really weird that someone in Japan only thought about making an anime of Godzilla today when People in America have been making cartoons out of this Kaiju

Yes.

Just keep him the fuck away from MLS and we should be ok here.