As a Devils fan I disagree with this article and think Shero needs to have Chiarelli on speed dial.

Nah, they should keep it up. Leaving Edmonton is the only time where being sent to New Jersey qualifies as a legitimate upgrade.

Oh, go cry to your mummy!

Honestly, the whole political situation over there sphinx.

Delightful +1

Aaaaaand we’re done here for the day.

Consent?

“And now, with his first playoffs just weeks away, McVay is very much the embodiment of Dirk Diggler — ready for his big scene and fucking Heather Graham on command in Burt Reynolds’s living room.”

I sleep in a race car bed.

You’re a doe-eyed optimist, shouting The Good News at a band of jaded observers of North American professional sports. It’s going to be a hard sell.

While I look forward to the interpardigminexusization of sporlitisociocology, I just came here to see some Tom Brady jokes :(

Uh, seems like you’re well on your way to a truly lit future.

Don’t forget their undying loyalty to the “Redskins” name. I mean come on, Deadspin.

Insightful take, my dude. Deadspin is well-known for being vociferously anti-Kaep. 

This is a pretty silly “issue” for players to be mad about. Exotics drop in the game practically every couple minutes...

It ended when Phil Hartman did.