Deadspin is still waiting on its check from Dietrich Mateschitz.

“New York/New Jersey MetroStars” is an all-time bad U.S. sports franchise name. Let’s remember some bad team names!

I’m slightly confused, haven’t the Metrostars not existed for over a decade now, or am I missing an inside joke here?

I know I’m in good company, but Zardes makes it SO EASY to hate him. Those first few minutes were a dumpster fire consisting of bad touches (no kidding) and give-aways followed by clumsy runs and standing flat footed at the top of the box.

this all-new, all-different AC Milan

That’s not dumb! Anyone who is not moved to tears at least one time in that movie is a friggin’ robot. They should administer it like the Voight-Kampff test in Blade Runner.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

I find it really weird that someone in Japan only thought about making an anime of Godzilla today when People in America have been making cartoons out of this Kaiju

Yes.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

I agree. There’s so much work put into a lot of customs I see on Japanese twitter that this is comparatively very simple.

Just keep him the fuck away from MLS and we should be ok here.