Hot taek:

I’ve heard people are totally ready to cancel Bateman since his apology. I feel like we are failing to distinguish between the men who commit sexual assault and the rest of the male population.

TRUMP: I can’t believe you did this, Michael. I’ve said it before—we have to be more careful with the cyber.
COHEN: ...What?
TRUMP: The tapes. They’re part of the cyber ...no?
COHEN: No, they’re...
TRUMP: But email is.
COHEN: Email is, in a way, yes.
TRUMP: Part of the cyber. So what are tapes?
COHEN: They’re just...tapes.…

I don’t even have brown emojis. Is Android racist?

LOL - No, my personal examples tend to be more along the lines of somebody being really excited about a business idea and my telling all the really obvious horrible flaws of that business idea and then losing the friend. I have learned that there is a massive difference between “what do you think about X” and “I’ve…

Her story utterly breaks my heart. She wanted comparatively little. She wanted to be loved, and she wanted to sing. And as soon as there was money to be had, everyone around her, from her treacherous dad who spun her story into reality TV cache for himself, to that bastard of a BF/husband/divorcee who introduced Amy…

Here’s a perfectly fine tampon applicator. Reusable too! And biodegradable

Please, do go on.

It is the second one.

I don’t even know who I can expose my penis to anymore.

“Scotch as a category is seen as particularly intimidating by women.”

Orwell is spinning in his grave.

To clarify, Tina twice gave the police fake names during that traffic stop. She eventually told them her real name; when asked why she lied, she answered that she thought she might be “in trouble” with the police (she had taken off from the hotel where CFS had placed her).

I just need to vent about this idiotic idea of arming teachers as a solution. While I have tremendous sympathy to those victims and their families who might see this as at least giving them a fighting chance to survive, it’s wrongheaded in so many ways. A military style assault weapon, like the AR-15 is a designed to…

It’s the presidential equivalent of his mom Sharpie-ing his name in his underwear.

Remember when you had a President?

The alcohol pickles you from the inside-out, so your cancerous tumors remain in stasis. Additionally, alcohol also thins your blood so it can pass in your tissue thin blood vessels without rupturing them or causing blood clots.

If nothing else, here are a few anagrams for his name:

 “I don’t know what the fuck we talk about!“