At least it didn’t ruin his hair.

and a fistful of acclaimed drug films helping secure its place among the major substances of the decade.

What’s so gross about Spade?

Keurigs are the devil’s machinery.

This would be more like if Keurig came with the following instructions:

A couple of weeks ago I posted silver nails, but I figured out how to do rose gold-ish. Here they are! Shabby sweatshirt and all:

He’s also a Motherfucker

Orrrrrr...

I really, REALLY fucking hate this one song from him cause my sisters played it so bitch-slapping-Jesus much. However, I believe in separation of a person from their work. I hate his music but I think he’s a cool guy.

Boy band craze ruining the airwaves? Whaaaaa? How can you discount b4-4 & their paean to oral sex?

“Neck like a sow”

Garters?! Too fancy for a Real American like Donald.

You know, I try, but the wounded ego/guilt/sadness self-effacing whinge-fest about how SORRY they are and how they’re TRYING tends to make it not worth it. Or that’s my experience anyway.

Same. Could take or leave oral sex most of the time too.

Please do not assume that I haven’t seen Dial M for Murder. I even saw a restored 3D print once (what a treat). The problem with using it in this post instead of A Perfect Murder is that Ray Milland never says, “THAT’S NOT HAPPINESS TO SEE ME, IS IT.”

To be sure, even if he wasn’t married, you don’t want or need a guy who is going to cry over sex. lol

Would a land war in Asia be justifiable if it were 100% guaranteed of ridding the world of Chris Brown?

Yep, my 16 year old sister confirmed that this is because they are hyper aware of their online presence and want to be in control of it. It’s also a signal to your friends not to tag you either, which I get but...why are you posing for a picture in the first place? Why not just decline the photographer or turn your…