Uh, there were cordless landlines as well.

Uh, there were cordless landlines as well.

He deserves all the Ls coming his way.
Actually, they both do.

Wait. We were at war with India?

Wil

Xizmodo.

Alternative facts.

BTW, the reason her handle is “LuckeyGinger” is... she’s the sister(?) of the founder of Oculus. Yes, the fascist one.

Also, no Republican has had gay sex, ever. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

Drumpf?

Username checks out? Sorta.

We live in a world overrun by tourists
Tourists, 89 flowers on their back
Inventors of the Accu-jack
They look at life through a pocket camera
What? No flash again?
They’re all a bunch of double drags who teach their kids that love is bad

The only acceptable Headline Decapitation

Is that pronounced, “sucky?”

“I wanna be a Toys-R-Us kid!”

I simply cannot grasp why so many people, especially those that hate Musk, alt-right, nazis, etc are continuing to use the service. I can only imagine there is some kind of addictive aspect of it that I’m glad never got ahold of me.

Properly pronounced “Iggles.”

Uh, I’m here for the YangWang?

I spent this whole summer riding my e-bike to work. It was (and still is) great.
(I’m bald so no helmet hair. Also, combs exist.)

GIANT FRIGGIN TRUCKS weigh a hell of a lot more than two tons.