She’s in this picture.

They have invested a lot in expensive real estate (that they now can’t sell). That’s why they want you back in the office. That’s the answer.

Remote conferencing software’s been around for well over twenty years, and its primary use case and sales pitch has always been tying far-flung locations together, ie: offices in multiple countries, clients in other states, etc.

You’d understand if youse were was all classy and shit, like we are is!

And more humid.

It’s called “eating your own dog food.”

Well played.

1500 / 5 = 300

Shouldn’t that site have to change its name soon? Maybe to StockX? I’m pretty sure that’s available.

You don’t really need “financing” to buy a few Styrofoam takeout containers, bologna and cheese (you can get plenty of that free from the government).

Missing Sean Dawkins:

Next Jalopnik will tell us that Ford is currently working on the 2025 F-150.

Who is this nobody?

Do you not see the “quotes” around that word?

This is the way.

I expect that (and worse) from commenters and Xchanners. Professional “journalists,” not so much.

Those are all great songs, but none of them can touch It Takes Two for sheer ubiquitous obnoxiousness.

Why the click-baity headline for the death of a child?

The “Fuck your Feelings” crowd sure likes their safe spaces.